george washington carver VS. charles darwin and everyone else
For real?!? I mean, really doe? It all comes down to motherfucking peanut butter?! Talk about settling for second or 400th best. I mean, their example is some shit that a stupid person would say to me on the street while trying to pickpocket me thinking that for some unknown reason, that I am as stupid as them. Yeah, you won’t open up a fridge somewheres and find a jar of peanut butter with wings and a beard, but come on now. Christians that trip off of evolution theory are just out of hand and control. I guess that if the Nazi party had everyone who wasn’t looking like a straight up Swedish demigod (or my fiancee) as an archetype, then the fundamentalists can have…. peanut butter. Fuck using an animal or some desolate part of space, etc. because peanut butter is indignant to the winds of cellular change and development. The shit is a throwback to the trilobyte era, untouched and unsullied for epochs and eons….
