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I haven’t seen a Dirk [Nowitzki] commercial, I haven’t seen a Jason Kidd commercial, Jason Terry commercial, but I’ve seen a LeBron McDonald’s commercial. Dwyane Wade is on a T-Mobile commercial. I just feel like we don’t get the respect as a team that worked hard to win a championship.

-DeShawn Stevenson (there’s a reason for this and it’s called marketability. between the two of those dudes he named, they have exactly the same number of rings he has and that is one. the whole thing that makes them them and him, him is the marketability thing. I only know Mr. Stevenson as a basketball playing savage, and this is the picture that the MEDIA has painted of him. I mean, look at the Mavs themselves. they have this invisible stigma where Jason Kidd is cast as a reformed wifebeater, Dirk is a German automaton prone to bad judgements in the sack and Jet is some kind of brazen wild shot dude who for some reason, reminds me of Pep Love from Hieroglyphics. 

if the people of Dallas got the owner of their team to buy the starting 5 their own publicists, then none of this would be a problem. J.J. Barea wouldn’t be the dude on the team with the hottest girl (big ole WTF fo dat azz, right there), DeShawn could go marry a Kardashian for 32 days and everyone else could actually get some real endorsements. as it is, I’m way down to sign a petition to get these over 30 ballers the fuck off of PEAK shoes. can someone just make some kind of neo And1 imprint to house all of these dudes?)